MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES:

· If Meena, Smita and Sushma go out for lunch, they will call each other Meena, Smita and Sushma.

· If Ravi, Yogesh and Mangesh go out for lunch, they will call each other Jadya, Dhapnya and Chindhi.

EATING OUT:

· When the bill arrives, Ravi , Yoghesh and Mangesh will each throw in Rs.100, even though it's only for Rs.90.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:

· A man will pay Rs.20 for a Rs.10 item he needs.

· A woman will pay Rs.10 for a Rs.20 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:

· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS:

· A woman has the last word in any argument.

· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:

· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:

· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:

· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:

· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

 

OFFSPRING:

· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

· A man is vaguely aware of the same.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.