IT shayari - very funny !!!!!

1. Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found! *

2. Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

3. Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

4. Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

5. Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 2 errors aur 5 warning.....

6. Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.

7. Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down.

8. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
"1 is neither composite nor prime"

9. Agar davaa chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....
My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...

10. yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

11. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi, usse pana mein chahun....
ahun ahun ahun............ahun ahun ahun

12. mehangai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki ber sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

13. mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

14. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."

15. Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
"itni sakti hamen dena data "

Emotional Shayari…

1. Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…

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2. Kal tak thee jo meri present… Aaj ho gayee hai past…
Kal tak thee jo meri present… Aaj ho gayee hai past…
Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P

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3. Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
"Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"

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4. Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
Asali masale sach sach --MDH.....MDH ...! .

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5. Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

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6. 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!