Applying Thoughts

"Sometimes I Win, Other times I learn. but I never lose."

January 15, 2012

Bugs compiled .... using Tollywood Stars


Mahesh Babu 
'Bug ni chudalanukovacchu - Tappu ledu 

Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu - Chacchi Pothav' 



Chiru 
'Idhigidhigo bossu .... Maree antha speed vaddhu story maaripoddhi... 
Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi 
Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi 
Andulo 750 Runtime bugs ithey migilinavi, 500 bugs 
compile time bugs. 
Kaani valla program lo 100 lines vunnayi, Andulo 10 bugs vunnayi. 
100 lines ki 10 bugs vunte 2500 lines enni bugs vundali?' 




Balaiah 
Nee bugs lo dammenta, nee Code lo pavarenta... 
Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Kanipaidatha 
daani Solve cheyagalava... 




Nag 
'Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padadame kadu Surru summaipodhi, Bug Big auvdhi'. 




Venkatesh 

'Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo 
Any Language 
Any Compiler 
Any no of Bugs 
Single Hand -> Ganesh'


Prabhas 
'Smile Smile Smile 

Ee Prapancham entho peddadi, 
Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi, 
Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi, 
so don't bother about it, 
Smile Smile Smile'. 




Aparichithudu 
Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - kadu 
5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - china thappu 
5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada - pedda thappe. 




Pity Star (UdayKiran) 

'Chi Chi mee peddolunnarey, Coffee aani, Tea 
aani, Meetings aani, Savalaksha Karanalu 

cheppi ma time waste chestaru. 

Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni 

solve chesi ma youth power ento 

chupista' 



LoverBoy(Tarun) 
Charminar, Software Bugs ilantivanni chuddanike 
kani...bugs anevi fix cheyadaniki kadu..gurthunchuko........ 




Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :- 
'Matter chusthe chinna area, dheentlo pedda chikkulu, Andukey 
chepthunnanu my dear friend's dayachesi ikkadnunchi dobbeyandi'......

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